One thing I have never understood is the names companies give to their perfumes and colognes.  I guess they think the names are good, but do a little free thinking association and tell me what the names really suggest.

Take, for instance, the cologne "Calvin Klein".  Now, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the name "Calvin Klein"?

Underwear!  That's right!  Calvin Klein is famous for underwear!  So, then, what is the name Calvin Klein Cologne telling me?

"Buy this and smell like underwear."

Am I not right?  Come on!  What are these people thinking?

Then there's "Adidas".  And what does Adidas manufacture?  Shoes.  So, then, what is the name Adidas Cologne telling me?

"Buy Adidas.  Smell like a stinky foot and get walked on all day."

Come on!  These people are crazy!

How about "English Leather"?

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The "Bo Gus" News

"You know, there comes a time in every reporters' career when he wonders, maybe, just maybe, he's finally gone a little too far and seen just a little to much.  Well, as far as I'm concerned, that's just the point when it starts to get interesting.  --- Bo Gus

Local Boy Scouts' "Hole" Responsible For Landslides In Texas

Recent soil movement underneath several Texas homes has recently been traced back to the activities of a local Boy Scout Troop.  After the young culprits were identified, local law enforcement interviewed them for several hours and finally emerged to give a statement.

Expecting to get some answers, local residents and victims of the soil collapse gathered around to hear the local police chief's statement about the incident.

"Um, I guess they just wanted to dig a hole," the local Police Chief stated, flatly and turned to leave.

After being pressed further, the Chief went on.

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Speaking In 12 Gauge

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This is Joe Humor, filling in temporarily for Dr. Sarcasm.  As I'm sure you know, I recently, as in like a month and a half ago, hired Dr. Sarcasm to write his own column here on JoeHumor.com. 

However, the good doctor has failed to submit anything other than his opening article titled, "My Philosophy on Suicide Bombers".  

Considering that he was supposed to be providing further articles at least every couple of weeks, I recently headed out to his home to kick his scrawny little butt.  However, after giving in to his pleas for mercy, I decided simply to use my visit to his home to interview the good doctor instead.  That way, both you and I could possibly come to understand this odd character just a little bit better --- and there would actually be something new to put in his column.

The following is a transcript of that interview.

Joe Humor:  Thank you for agreeing to this interview, Dr. Sarcasm.

Dr. Sarcasm:   Not a problem, especially considering you threatened to "pound my butt" if I didn't go along with it.  Not that I really think you could "pound my butt", mind you, but I'd hate to have to kick yours in self defense.

Joe Humor:  Yeah, whatever, anyway let me start by asking you a few questions.

Dr. Sarcasm:   That is generally how interviews go.

Joe Humor:  You're a sarcastic son of a beach, aren't you?

Dr. Sarcasm:   Where do you think I got my name from?

Joe Humor:  Third grade probably.

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Joe Humor's Top Ten

New Car Features From Government Auto

With the government becoming more and more involved in private business, I thought it would be fun to create a list detailing the best features sure to come about once the government completely takes over the auto industry.

10.  Big Brother Guardian Service:  Keep in touch and stay safe.  With full time GPS tracking of your new Government Auto vehicle, you won't ever be without Uncle Sam knowing exactly where you are at all times.

 9.  Automated Mileage Reporting System:  Sends monthly reports of your road mileage and fuel usage to your local, state, and federal governments --- and your mother.  (all the better to tax you with, my dear)

8.  Homeland Security Elite:  Stay protected with onboard audio and video surveillance of all  your activities all the time --- just in case you are a terrorist only you don't know it.

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