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Republican or Democrat, like him or not, you have to admit President Obama has the attention of the nation like no president has had for a long, long time.  Of course, now it remains to be seen what he will do with his time in office.  Will he really bring the hope for a better life he has promised or is he just another political dope?  

We'll track his progress here, according to my opinion at least, in HOPE or DOPE, Joe Humor's Barack-O-Meter.

Current Count:  HOPE - 9  DOPE - 12


     (April 20,2009)  Obama orders Cabinet to cut spending by $100M  Well, saving a measly hundred million is nothing compared to what has been spent, but I'll give him credit for making a start.  I have to say, President Obama does actually come back to things he says he will address later, at least so far.  We'll see how all this turns out.  Overall I still think the high spending is dangerous, but we'll see.  For now, any attempt to cut unnecessary spending gets a "HOPE".

 

And I mean a really BIG       (April 8, 2009)  Obama looking at cooling air to fight warming (AP)  This is by far the stupidest freaking thing I've ever heard come out of the mouth of the government.  "Let's cure global warming, caused by pollution, by throwing up more pollution!"  Idiocy!  

 

     (March 21, 2009)  Protesters visit AIG officials' lavish Conn. homes  Congratulations Mr. President.  You have succeeded in making people hate American success and wish for a total government reallocation of all wealth.  Good job.  I'm sure the communists are proud of you.  

 

     (March 20, 2009)  Obama reaches out to Iran with video message  I don't know that it will do any good.  I don't know that it's even the best move.  But, I admire the effort.  This is a hard, hard task.

 

     (March 20, 2009)  House passes bill taxing AIG and other bonuses  OK, yes, it is ridiculous that AIG, or any company taking bailout money, is handing out millions of dollars in bonuses considering they are in such terrible financial position.  I'm sure everyone is wondering the same thing I am, how did these guys earn a bonus when the company is failing?  

In spite of that, though, I find the idea that congress and the president plan on passing a bill expressly for the purpose of taxing that bonus money even more ridiculous.  Government passing LAW specifically targeted at taxing specific individuals in a specific company?  

I'm sorry, but that is a crazy idea!  No matter how ticked off we all are about this bonus situation, do we really want to set this kind of precedent?  We might as well just have the government decided all salaries for all jobs in all industries everywhere!

This is way, way, WAY beyond the scope of a reasonable government!

 

     (Mar 9, 2009)  Obama to overturn Bush policy on stem cells  This seems a more logical approach to me.  Nobody is talking about running out and killing babies just so evil scientists can mess with their genetics.  This just takes bureaucracy out of the way of scientific decision making in my opinion.  

 

     (March 3, 2008)  Obama tries to pump up confidence in the economy  My personal take on this is that Obama's plan is going to create an even bigger government than we already have that is only going to drag on the overall economy as it requires more and more money to keep it up and running.  

Obama's tax policies are backwards.  He is trying to give a break to those who don't make much money of around $400 a year.  He also plans on increasing taxes on the wealthy.

Well, that always sounds good, kind of a Robin Hood attitude, take money from the rich and give it to the poor.  However, in terms of growing the economy it's completely backwards.  Putting $400 a year in the hands of someone who makes around $25,000 is about a 1.5% savings.  That $400 divided over a year equals $7.69 a week.  Wow, enough to buy one pizza.  That's really going to stimulate the economy, ain't it?

Now, give someone who makes a million dollars a year 1.5% back.  That equals $15,000.  That's enough to buy some real products, or make an investment, or start another business.

Oh sure, cutting taxes on the wealthy takes more money out of the government's budget, but so what?  Isn't the government the single biggest wasteful spender there is?

Now do you see my point?

 

     (Mar 1, 2009)  Obama challenges lobbyists to legislative duel  I am sick and tired of everyone in politics, not just the president, yapping on and on about "special interest" groups and lobbyists, acting as if these groups are the most evil of enemies, acting as if they represent a total of two extremely selfish people who don't give a second's thought to anyone but themselves.

For years, everyone has gone on and on about how the "special interest" groups are selfishly controlling the government and how they are the enemy of the American people.

Let me ask you this then, who do you think makes up these "special interest" groups?

American people!  "Special interest" groups are nothing more than concerned citizens who care enough about something to get together, put up their money, spend their time, and put some effort into letting government officials know what they think and what they want.

What the hell is so wrong with that?  Huh?  Isn't that EXACTLY what concerned citizens are supposed to do?  Isn't that who our elected representatives are supposed to listen to?

There is nothing wrong with people speaking up, making some noise, and telling the government what they believe.  More often than not, the so called "special interest" groups are the ones most effected by legislation they lobby for or against.  That gives them every right to speak up and try to influence decisions.  

I wish everyone would quit acting like that is so horrible.

 

     (Feb 26, 2009)  OK, this is starting to scare me now....

Everything coming from Obama's mouth lately has been about spending huge amounts of money while supposedly cutting taxes, other than one tax increase on the wealthy just mentioned today.  

This makes no sense.  He's talking about Wall Street and bankers needing to exercise responsibility, and yet his budgets are going to make the "huge" deficits and national debt of old look like nothing.  I realize he believes this is in response to an economic crisis and that it is necessary and unavoidable for the time being.  I realize he believes this must be done now to right the economy and that once things are back on track he'll then focus on re-balancing the budget and paying down our debt.   

BUT... how is that going to work?  Won't the kind of deficits and debt these budgets are going to create put such a strain on the economy in the future that it will only end up causing further troubles?

I just can't see how this is going to help.

 

     (Feb 20, 2009)  Obama warns mayors not to waste stimulus money  This all sounds good.  It really does.  I honestly don't know how well the president can monitor every government agency throughout the country, but hopefully what he is saying here will amount to something.  

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