this site is designed to make fun of the world so effectively that all
your frustrations, fears, and psychotic fantasies will unequivocally be
released through laughter and joy such that you will feel no need whatsoever to
go out and blow anything up --- except cats, but then that's
kidding, I'm kidding. I have several cats, unfortunately, but they
are very much whole,
totally non-blown up, I assure you. Just relax and enjoy."
--- Joe Humor
A Joke, Why Not Laugh At It?"
I came up with that statement while stuck out in a cold barn in the
middle of the night with no one around to hear my great philosophical
musing but a bunch of idiotic cows. I laid it on them anyway and
was met with the same response I always receive when trying to talk to
a group of Holsteins --- another splattering of recycled hay.
No, cows don't talk much, but then they are the only creatures I've
ever met who view "standing" as a perfectly acceptable and
exciting social activity. So, what can we expect?
Convinced that my humor and philosophical attitude toward life
deserved more respect, and more of a response, I decided to create my
own web site and bring my words to a more enlightened species ---
Of course, the idea that us humans are actually enlightened is a
controversial one. Take Paris Hilton, for example. No,
seriously take her, anywhere. Preferably somewhere with books,
strict teachers, and no men. Now, I'm not trying to be rude, but
that girl seriously puts a damper on the whole enlightened species
thing all by herself. I'm sure somewhere, deep down, she is a
good girl, but come on. She has all the money in the world she
could ever possibly need, all the time to pursue any opportunity she
can think of, and this is what she does with herself?
Still, I decided to pursue my writing interests anyway because you
know what? I'm not out to save the world. I'm out to make
fun of it. Why you might ask? Why not, I might say in
return. After which you'll repeat your question and I'll repeat
mine and we'll be stuck in an everlasting rhetorical loop that is just
so third grade that we might as well skip it.
In other words, there is no why! Only because...
Because I like to write, I love to be creative, and I've always felt
the world takes itself way too seriously and people in general need to
lighten up and have a little more fun.
Sure, I take things seriously when needs be, but, to be quite
honest, that isn't nearly as often as most think it is.
The point is, you simply cannot control everything. No matter
what you do, life will never go exactly as planned. So....
life's a joke, why not laugh at it? Make fun out of everything
possible and enjoy things while you can.
That is what I think, that is what I do, and I'm hell bent and
intent on spreading it throughout the world.
Yeehaw!! Wow, look at me getting all wound up. I'd
better do some jumping jacks to blow off some excess energy.
OK, did three, now I'm ready for a nap.
Seriously, though, just enjoy the site, send me your comments, drop
me a tip or buy one of my products if you feel I deserve it, and most
importantly just have fun!
Thanks for reading!
--- Joe Humor (otherwise known as Joe Bingham --- and a
few other names in FBI circles. Just kidding, I'm a good boy).