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Nothing shows the vast intelligence of the human being better than a well manicured, neatly trimmed, green lawn.
Water it... so it will grow... so you can mow it... so you can water it... so it will grow back... so you can mow it back down... so you can put the water back on it... so it will grow... again... so you can cut it... again... so you can water it... again... so it will grow... AGAIN... so you can trim it... AGAIN!!!
Just so it will stay green...
Just so it will look well manicured and neatly trimmed...
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For the five minutes of leisure time you have left...
After spending all summer mowing and watering the damn lawn!
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Daddy's Bragging Time
April 30th, 2009
Daddy's get to brag about their kids whenever they want, right? Good, because I have a few things to brag about right now.
For one, both of my oldest daughters passed their driver's tests yesterday. Tasha, my oldest, got her official driver's license and Charlene got her official instruction permit.
Congratulations to both of them!
But in order to be fair to the rest of the world...
WARNING!!! Anyone who may be driving in southern Idaho in the near future, be ADVISED, two more teenage girls have been turned loose on the roads. Please take the necessary precautions. In other words, run for you life and avoid sidewalks.
Fortunately, neither one has their own car for the time being --- not that the hints about wanting cars haven't been flying around for some time.
Now, check out the diorama that my youngest daughter did for school.
It is supposed to represent a scene from Idaho history. She chose to do one related to mining, which is, of course, a big part of Idaho history.
Now, where do you suppose she got the idea to do something related to mining? Hmmmm, who knows? I thought it was cool, though.
Anyway, I thought she did a good job on it. Can you see the little miner guy standing on the rock in the upper right of the box by the entrance to the mine? He is going to be a rich man. Check out the amount of gold and silver in the creek next to this guy! Compared to the size of the miner guy, those are baseball sized nuggets all over in the water there!
Good thing he's got such a huge horse, huh?
OK, one more thing to brag about. Check out my little welder...
With me spending time out in the shop working on my trommel, (see Gold Diggers for more about that) Melissa decided to take an interest in welding and you know what?
She's pretty good at it!
I mean, for her first try, she did really well. With a little practice she could get quite good at it I think. Now, who knows how long it will interest her, but still, I thought it was cool how well she did right away.
It's gotten her interested in building things, at least. She and I are going to build a play house for her after I get the trommel done.
Well, enough bragging for now I guess.
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