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If you think the term "six pack abs" refers to hiding beer under your t-shirt...
You may be a redneck.
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(Was that a great lead in or what? All due respect to Mr. Foxworthy, of course.) (oh, uh, here's the new t-shirt....
The Daily Ramble
(not really daily, more like whenever I can get to it, but who wants to read the "whenever I can get to it" ramble?)
I'm On A Roll
January 3rd, 2009
Seriously, I'm sitting on a Tootsie Roll, and it's melting all over my chair.
Darn Christmas candy, when will it ever stop!
I've already eaten all the cookies, all the chocolates, all the M&M's, the kind without hair of course, and... wait a minute. I still have M&M's downstairs in my stocking.
Oh yes! My hidden reserve of "fun size" M&M's!
I have a question, though, what's so "fun" about those tiny little packages that are gone in only two bites? They're not fun, they're cruel. Oh yes, bringing one's M&M indulgence to an abrupt ending after a mere two bites is cruel, very cruel indeed. They should be packaged as "cruel size" candies, not "fun size".
Seven pounds at a pop, now that would be a FUN size! I mean, that would be all you could eat plus plenty left over to throw at the cats!
Anyway, what I meant to be talking about is new t-shirts! I've added several new designs lately.
There was the Yin Yang Life that I put out a few days ago. Plus, by request, there are two new maternity related t-shirt designs. (see them down and to the right a bit). Yes, both of those maternity t-shirt designs were ideas from viewers of the site.
I guess pregnancy is a popular thing these days. Hmmm, wonder why?
Anyway, go check out all the new designs and all their color options, including the brand new Six-Pack Abs design at the Team Sarcasm T-shirt Shop
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But enough about that, let's talk about miraculous events.
I actually got the oil changed in my car yesterday! Yeah, for me! I did it myself, too, which is, of course, why it's such a miracle that I finally got it done.
The problem was that my shop door is currently blockaded by about two feet of snow. So, it was either dig out the entrance to the shop or change the oil in the car by laying down under it in the middle of the wet, icy drive-way.
I chose the wet, icy drive-way. But it wasn't really all that bad in the end. I mean, other than that my car, being a Nissan, sits all of about six inches off the ground and getting my 6'6" body underneath it wasn't exactly easy.
But I got it done, and nobody started up the car and drove it over the top of me while I was underneath it.
That's always a good thing, right?
Well, Happy New Year and all that. Check out the new t-shirt designs and let me know what you think!
Ramble later...
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